I made it to the wilds of Wildeshausen last night, and beyond. Venturing into the twilit woods toward Cloppenburg, I turned down a beckoningly-tent-shaped bus shelter (too close to a house), detoured around a dead end (to near a parked car) and at last managed to make out a hiking trail sign in the gathering gloom. It was so dim that I had to walk my bike up the trail, where I found a
Comfy Nest of Leaves nestled behind a mound of earth, shaped to fit. I laid out my small tarp and unrolled the camping mat and sleeping bag. It was so warm, I only needed the bag as a barrier between the bugs and me. I was encamped in about 20 minutes.
My path for the evening (click "sat" to see the woodsy landscape):
View Larger MapAfter a last frantic day at work, 11 km by tram, 8 km by bus and about 35 km pedaling, I was ready to hit the sack at 10PM.
And then the shoe dropped. At least that's what it sounded like.
IT was very close. I held my breath.
IT did it again. After a few breathless minutes and a barrage of "shoes", I realized
They were acorns and I was camped under an oak tree.
But then the rustling started. Surrounded by leaves, it was hard to decide which direction They were attacking from, so I tried to sound like a snoring bear. Then I realized it could be the tired bear that was looking for his nice Comfy Nest of Leaves. Fortunately, my attackers sounded too light of foot. But still, even mice have teeth. The rustling was getting on my nerves, so I turned on my wind-up flashlight. And the stick next to me
jumped.
Nothing in sight, so it must have been a mouse. Off with the light and under the cover again. And again with the rustling! This mouse had to be blind and deaf. Now it was scrabbling on my mat.
ON with the light!

My noisy neighbour was a big black beetle. Big enough to hear the *thunk* when he hit the tree.
OFF with the light. Finally adjusting to the noisy neighbourhood that is the German Woods, I dozed with one ear up. Did you know that
1 in 4 of your neighbours is a beetle? I don't want to know what the other 3 are.
An hour later,
IT shrieked - a plaintive, unidentifiable cry. I was awake. A moment later, a more complex cry. And again. Minute after minute. Closer and closer until it sounded like it was across the path from me. Was
IT a bird, a fox, something out of a Grimm's tale? At last
IT settled at a constant volume and distance. I reasoned, if
IT was a nocturnal bird, then
IT could do that all night - and serve as a sentry. So I dozed off, one ear up.
An hour later,
IT stopped. Both ears up. Was that rain? Or just leaves rustling in the breeze. Time for the tarp? I waited. The oak sheltered me - no rain reached the ground. Embraced by the oak, I drifted off.
Dreaming blissfully of gingerbread houses...
CRASH! Thunderbolt! And about 10 seconds later, the Deluge. The oak had parted and the skies let down a torrent of rain. Over with the tarp. Out into the rotting leaves, barefoot and besoaked. Out with the now-invisible red cord, around the oak, then lashed down to my bike in the sea of rotting leaves. Over with the tarp and under with all my belongings. Lucky I can tie a bowline with my eyes shut. Only I was wet.

(What
are those strange lights?)
As I sorted out my gear, I noticed the glow of light against the tent-side.
Oh great - now I have to explain why I am disturbing the "peace". I peak out - it is the glow of pre-dawn. I check my watch - 04:30. Time to pack up and hit the road.
First night on the trail.
If a tree falls in the forest, no one will hear it fall - because of all the other racket!
Reporting live (barely) from Cloppenburg ...